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Think about your buddy who’s just… he’s always on the hunt. He’s got that energy where he walks into a bar and you have to apologize to the hostess before you even sit down. He’s just a creature of pure, unbridled instinct. He’s not even looking for a connection; he’s just looking for a surface.
You give him this.
It’s a charging cable, sure. It’s practical. We love utility. But the second he plugs it into his laptop in the middle of a Starbucks, he’s basically announcing to the world that he’s a sicko. It’s a little plastic dog just absolutely railing the side of his MacBook. Thump-thump-thump-thump. It’s high-level degenerate behavior. It’s like having a tiny, mechanical version of his own brain plugged into his hardware. You’re telling him, ‘I see you, man. I see the beast inside.’
It’s the perfect gift for the guy who can’t go five minutes without making it weird. Now his phone can feel the same level of harassment the rest of us deal with every time he gets two drinks in him. It’s disgusting. It’s mesmerizing. It’s probably the most honest piece of technology he’ll ever own.
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