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The Problem: He’s Haunted.
We all know a guy who’s just… haunted. Just completely off the rails. You look at him and you can actually see the demons dancing in his eyes.
He’s thirty-two, he’s eating ramen out of a coffee mug, and he’s still texting his ex at 4 AM. You can’t fix him. You’re not a therapist. You don’t have the clearance.
The Solution:
So you get him the Holy Rollers.
You hand him a pen. It looks nice. It’s pastel. It’s got a little stylus on the end. But really? It’s an exorcism tool. You’re slipping a little Jesus into his pocket hoping it burns the evil out of him.
Why It Works:
The Ultimate Passive-Aggressive Move: You’re not saying, “Hey, get your life together.” You’re letting the pen do the heavy lifting.
Jesus Take the Wheel: You’re essentially saying, “I’m out of ideas, man. I can’t steer this ship anymore. Maybe the Big Man upstairs can take the wheel, because you are currently careening off a cliff.”
The Guilt Trip: Every time he goes to sign a bar tab or write a bad check, he has to look at a scripture. It fits right in his pocket.
The Result:
It probably won’t save his soul, but it might make him hesitate before he buys that third jet ski.
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The Problem: He’s Haunted.
We all know a guy who’s just… haunted. Just completely off the rails. You look at him and you can actually see the demons dancing in his eyes.
He’s thirty-two, he’s eating ramen out of a coffee mug, and he’s still texting his ex at 4 AM. You can’t fix him. You’re not a therapist. You don’t have the clearance.
The Solution:
So you get him the Holy Rollers.
You hand him a pen. It looks nice. It’s pastel. It’s got a little stylus on the end. But really? It’s an exorcism tool. You’re slipping a little Jesus into his pocket hoping it burns the evil out of him.
Why It Works:
The Ultimate Passive-Aggressive Move: You’re not saying, “Hey, get your life together.” You’re letting the pen do the heavy lifting.
Jesus Take the Wheel: You’re essentially saying, “I’m out of ideas, man. I can’t steer this ship anymore. Maybe the Big Man upstairs can take the wheel, because you are currently careening off a cliff.”
The Guilt Trip: Every time he goes to sign a bar tab or write a bad check, he has to look at a scripture. It fits right in his pocket.
The Result:
It probably won’t save his soul, but it might make him hesitate before he buys that third jet ski.
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| Size | 10", 12", 16", 18" |
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