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Would you buy a car with a duff engine?
Before you sign the lease, check the engine. Demand a sample. Put it on the slide. If they are swimming in circles or just floating there like dead fish, walk away. Don’t let him blame ‘stress.’ Science doesn’t lie. Inspect the goods before you commit to the manufacturer.
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Dude. Okay.
Here’s the reality. You’re gonna be doing it anyway. You’re gonna be in your room, locked door, being a complete gremlin. It’s disgusting. We all know it. You’re a grown man and you’re living like a feral raccoon.
But now… now you can make it science.
You clip this thing on your phone, and suddenly you’re not just a pervert in the dark. You’re a General. You’re General Washington crossing the Delaware. You’re checking the troops. You’re looking at the depth chart.
And let me tell you… it is humbling. It is humbling.
I hooked it up, thinking I was gonna see, like, pure athleticism. Just absolute units. I thought I had a legion of Navy SEALs down there ready to take the beach.
Turned out? No. It was a disaster.
I’m looking at the screen and it’s just… chaos. No discipline. Guys swimming backwards. Guys bumping into walls. I saw one guy just spinning in a circle like he was drunk at a wedding. It was pathetic. It looked like the Jets offensive line.
But you gotta know, dude. You gotta know if your boys have heart. Are they D1 recruits? or are they gonna crumble under pressure?
Get the cam. Scout the talent. Just… definitely wash your hands before you shake mine.
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