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We all know a guy who is just a little too prepared for the grid to go down. He’s got the tactical backpack, he’s hoarding canned beans, and he genuinely believes that when society collapses, he’s going to be the designated medic for the neighborhood. Keep in mind, this is a guy who currently manages a Verizon store and passes out when he gets his teeth cleaned.
You hand him this.
A disembodied, synthetic human arm. It’s got fake veins. It takes fake blood. You are giving him a piece of a rubber corpse to practice on in his living room.
It is a deeply, profoundly upsetting object to have in a residential home. Imagine a girl coming back to his place after a date, and this thing is just sitting on the coffee table next to a PlayStation controller and a half-empty Mountain Dew. She is immediately walking backward out the front door and alerting the authorities.
You’re handing him this and saying, “I know you’ve been wanting to take your weird apocalyptic fantasies to the next level. Have at it, doc.” It is the ultimate enabler gift for a guy who is definitely one bad weekend away from offering discount plasma infusions out of the trunk of his Nissan. You are actively funding his descent into madness, and it is hilarious to watch.
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