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Bitches love scented candles, what they don't love is the odor of shit. At first, this gift will come off as a kind gesture, the smell of apple pie will entice them to light it. By the time the apple pie scent has disappeared, hopefully you have too – leaving them to bask in the glorious smell of excrement.
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Technically designed for canine obedience, this 1,000-yard remote is the ultimate psychological crutch for your completely neutered, henpecked buddy. Featuring pocket-sized tone and vibration modes, it provides the perfect delusion of domestic dominance. Every time his wife yells at him from across the Costco parking lot, he can secretly hit the buzzer in his pocket and pretend he's the one issuing behavioral corrections. It’s sad, it’s petty, and it’s the only win he’s going to get all year.
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