Shit Gifts

Filthy gifts for people whose feelings are of no concern of yours, sure to disappoint.

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Skin Tag Remover

Price range: $9.99 through $12.99

Because the corporate ladder is hard on the knees.
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Midget Porn t-shirt

Price range: $9.99 through $12.99

Because the corporate ladder is hard on the knees.
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Bad breath / Tonsil cleaner

Price range: $9.99 through $12.99

Because the corporate ladder is hard on the knees.
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Chasity Belt

Price range: $9.99 through $12.99

Because the corporate ladder is hard on the knees.
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Scream Jar

Price range: $9.99 through $12.99

Because the corporate ladder is hard on the knees.
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Bunion Corrector

$6.99

Hide it in a drop ceiling; battery lasts for months.
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Cookbook for one

$6.99

Hide it in a drop ceiling; battery lasts for months.
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IUD pin

$6.99

Hide it in a drop ceiling; battery lasts for months.
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Adult Diapers

$6.99

Hide it in a drop ceiling; battery lasts for months.
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Fake Shit

$6.99

Hide it in a drop ceiling; battery lasts for months.
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Wet Farts: Potent Stink Spray

$6.99

Hide it in a drop ceiling; battery lasts for months.
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Inverted Nipple Corrector

$6.99

Hide it in a drop ceiling; battery lasts for months.