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Wine Condom
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Hide it in a drop ceiling; battery lasts for months.
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Hide it in a drop ceiling; battery lasts for months.
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Sperm Inspector
$5.99Would you buy a car with a duff engine? Before you sign the lease, check the engine. Demand a sample. Put it on the slide. If they are swimming in circles or just floating there like dead fish, walk away. Don't let him blame 'stress.' Science doesn't lie. Inspect the goods before you commit to the manufacturer. -
Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsSkin Tag Remover
$9.99 – $12.99Price range: $9.99 through $12.99Because the corporate ladder is hard on the knees. -
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Shit Show Supervisor Gift
$8.99 – $14.99Price range: $8.99 through $14.99The Situation: The Energy is Bad. You walk into his office and you can just feel it. It’s dark. He’s supposed to be the leader of men. He’s supposed to be steering the ship. But you look around his department? It’s a disaster. Gary is asleep under a desk. The printer is on fire. The interns are crying in the breakroom. It’s not a business; it’s a hostage situation. The Reality: He’s not a manager. He’s a zookeeper. The Product: So you get him the badge. It looks official. It’s got that nice gold finish. It commands respect. But then they get close and see the truth: "Shitshow Supervisor." Why It’s Essential: Total Transparency: It’s the only honest thing in the entire building. It lets everyone know, "Yeah, I’m technically in charge here, but I have absolutely no control over these animals." The Warning Label: He can put it right next to his family photo. It essentially says, "Abandon hope, all ye who enter my cubicle." Corporate Stolen Valor: It is perfect for the guy who has accepted his fate. -
Shart Kit
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Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsScream Jar
$9.99 – $12.99Price range: $9.99 through $12.99Because the corporate ladder is hard on the knees. -
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Sarcastic Ballpoint pens
$8.99 – $16.99Price range: $8.99 through $16.99The Problem: He’s Haunted. We all know a guy who’s just... haunted. Just completely off the rails. You look at him and you can actually see the demons dancing in his eyes. He’s thirty-two, he’s eating ramen out of a coffee mug, and he’s still texting his ex at 4 AM. You can’t fix him. You’re not a therapist. You don't have the clearance. The Solution: So you get him the Holy Rollers. You hand him a pen. It looks nice. It’s pastel. It’s got a little stylus on the end. But really? It’s an exorcism tool. You’re slipping a little Jesus into his pocket hoping it burns the evil out of him. Why It Works: The Ultimate Passive-Aggressive Move: You’re not saying, "Hey, get your life together." You’re letting the pen do the heavy lifting. Jesus Take the Wheel: You’re essentially saying, "I’m out of ideas, man. I can’t steer this ship anymore. Maybe the Big Man upstairs can take the wheel, because you are currently careening off a cliff." The Guilt Trip: Every time he goes to sign a bar tab or write a bad check, he has to look at a scripture. It fits right in his pocket. The Result: It probably won’t save his soul, but it might make him hesitate before he buys that third jet ski. -
Realistic fleshlight
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Realistic Fake Lottery Tickets (8-Pack) – Win $50,000 & Break Hearts
$8.99 – $10.99Price range: $8.99 through $10.99Looking for a way to disappoint the people you love? You found it. These fake lottery tickets are designed with Hyper-Realistic Printing (HRP) technology, meaning they look, feel, and scratch exactly like the real deal. -
Pissing Target
$34.00Are you tired of soaking up piss stains with your ass? Would you prefer not to stand in droplets of urine while going to the toilet? It sounds like you may know someone who suffers from dribble dick. The Toddler Pissing Target helps train those low IQ simpletons that can't seem to keep their piss in the bowl.
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