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Would you buy a car with a duff engine? Before you sign the lease, check the engine. Demand a sample. Put it on the slide. If they are swimming in circles or just floating there like dead fish, walk away. Don't let him blame 'stress.' Science doesn't lie. Inspect the goods before you commit to the manufacturer.
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Bitches love scented candles, what they don't love is the odor of shit. At first, this gift will come off as a kind gesture, the smell of apple pie will entice them to light it. By the time the apple pie scent has disappeared, hopefully you have too – leaving them to bask in the glorious smell of excrement.
